How do I convince her to move from the chair to bed, she just finished eating the indomie- Man asks netizens

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A young man is asking his friends on Facebook how to move to the next chapter in getting into the pants of a lady he just Indomie for. 

It has become common knowledge that the vast number of modern girls are so cheap that all it takes to get them laid is to buy Indomie (a very popular noodles delicacy) for them.

It’s against this background that this shameless guy is asking folks online how he can now convince the lady to move to his bed after she finished devouring the pack of Indomie he bought for her.

See the post he shared;

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Meanwhile, Instablog9ja reports that operatives of the Lagos Command of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) have arrested 60 suspected internet fraudsters (sakawa or yahoo yahoo boys) during an award ceremony at Conference Hotel in Abeokuta, Ogun.

Briefing the press on how they rounded up the young men, spokesperson for EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, in a statement on Monday, November 29, said that the suspects were arrested at an event, tagged: “Peer Youths Awards”.

According to him, an investigation revealed that the event was organized to reward high-level internet fraudsters.

“Items recovered from the suspects at the point of arrest include exotic cars, electronic devices, laptop computers and mobile phones.

The suspects will soon be charged to court,” he said.

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